Probably one of the dumbest zombie rip offs relying only on a good a title,poor 3D and the current trend to stick Sid Haig in just about anything.Forget about the head blasting and gut munching that made the Romero films so memorable this flick has got "hack" written all over it in almost every way. It's very slow,the dialogue is groaners-ville, there's barely any suspense or nudity and the audience I saw it with at the premiere didn't scream or jump once. The 3d doesn't hurt your eyes or over lap ( I saw the full color polarized version)but it doesn't really float out over your head the way Friday The 13th 3D did.Even Jaws 3D is a better film than that and that was smoked turkey deluxe.Haig is kinda funny but he's only in it for about fifteen minutes.Watch Shaun Of THe Dead instead. That's got more depth even in 2D.
Night Of The Living Dead 3D (2007) 1080p YIFY Movie
Night Of The Living Dead 3D (2007) 1080p
Night of the Living Dead 3D is a movie starring Brianna Brown, Joshua DesRoches, and Sid Haig. Both an homage to and a re-imagining of the original 1968 film, this update follows a group of survivors trapped in a farmhouse battling...
IMDB: 3.21 Likes
- Genre: Horror |
- Quality: 1080p
- Size: 1.53G
- Resolution: / fps
- Language: English
- Run Time: 80
- IMDB Rating: 3.2/10
- MPR: Normal
- Peers/Seeds: 1 / 1
The Synopsis for Night Of The Living Dead 3D (2007) 1080p
Barb and her brother Johnny travel to the country for the funeral services of their aunt, but they arrive late and drive direct to the cemetery. They see the location empty, but sooner they are attacked by zombies. Johnny escapes in his car leaving Barb alone, but she is rescued by the drug dealer and college student Ben. He drives his motorcycle to the Cooper farm, and the patriarch Henry Cooper does not give credit to Barb. When the farmhouse is under siege of a group of flesh-eaters zombies, the local mortician Gerald Tovar Jr. arrives and tells a scary story about the origin of the zombies.
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The Reviews for Night Of The Living Dead 3D (2007) 1080p
Night of the boring dead 3DReviewed bymichaeldukey2000Vote: 2/10
This pointless rehash of the Romero classic sees the original story retold as a modern-day Z-grade effort, replete with amateur night acting and Halloween masks. Yes, it really is that bad, and the biggest surprise is that cash-in king John Russo – a guy who's made an entire career from the fact that he wrote and produced the 1968 film - is nowhere to be seen.
The story diverges little from the original, except to introduce an extra, extraneous character – played by B-movie stalwart Sid Haig. The zombies are so ineffectual here and the gore so tame that two things happen: first, an extra villain is introduced to little end, and secondly, their origin has to be explained in depth. Both take away from the eerie impact of the Romero original, where the horror came from the fact that the world ended abruptly with the 'what if?' scenario of zombies arriving at your door.
The film's hook is the 3D, but anyone going in looking for guts and entrails flying out of the screen (a la the MY BLOODY VALENTINE remake and the latter FINAL DESTINATION movies) will be disappointed. A 3D spliff and subsequent smoke ring are all you're going to get (way to take advantage of the technology, huh?). Speaking of spliffs, the awful dialogue is loaded with stoner jokes and a far cry from the terse exchanges we all remember from Romero's classic.
The acting is terrible, aside from Haig, an actor who always seems to be enjoying himself (complete with ghoulish chuckle) in his recent B-movie outings. The story is so slim that at one stage we take a softcore detour to the barn, where a sex scene between two unappealing characters plays out in all its nude detail. Incredibly, the end result is a film that feels more dated and less grisly than the film that inspired it, made all those years ago; making me appreciate Romero all the more is the only thing this movie does right.
Some movies suck and others suck the life out of the fabric of the universe -- the latter is true for Night of the Living Dead 3D. High school talent show level acting, oatmeal face makeup, and dialog written in crayola on construction paper, NOTLD 3D has everything except for charm, wit, or that occasional saving grace of 'B' film, unintentional humor. Look! It's bad acting in 3-Dimensions, rather than the plain ole two we mere mortals are stuck with until the holo-projectors show up in the cineplex.
On a scale of one to ten, -200 would seem a fair score, but I feel IMDb needs a more quantitative rating system for films that defy rating - The Gigli Scale. The higher a film rates on the Gigli Scale, the more soul-sucking, time and space fabric ripping it is. While only Gigli currently scores a perfect ten on the Gigli Scale, Night of the Living Dead 3D certainly is a worthy contender to dethroning the current world champion of suck.